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Three Demotivational Poster

STAR FLEET ACADEMY - First year engineering project

TAGS: three pronged
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

rodneykeene - July 30, 2013, 4:45 am
Looks like a page from the Tardis's repair manual.
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 4:51 pm
that's not starfleet, those are the instructions in Step 3 of Ikea's latest end table.
TheSanityInspector - June 10, 2012, 9:54 pm
"I don't like to lose."
spypengen - May 29, 2012, 9:33 am
seams easy enough 5L
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 6:23 am
My brain hurts.

THE HOLY MORTAR ROUND - of Antioch is on it's way


TAGS: one two three
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - December 18, 2012, 7:55 pm
Thank you Uggy
ughomer - December 18, 2012, 11:43 am
Hit the nail on this one, GaryO. 5L

LIKE CURLY ON FACEBOOK - Like Moe and Larry too.

THREE RULES OF GETTING OLDER - Never pass a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on and never trust a fart

TAGS: three rules getting older
Rating: 4.65/5

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maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 12:48 pm
That's For Sure.
Airman - July 22, 2011, 12:56 pm
you may joke, but These are real rules

IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR OUTLOOK - The Pessimist is always alone, the optimist is just two people away from having a threesome

TAGS: optimist pessimist outlook threesome
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - June 30, 2011, 2:46 pm

EL' GUAPO - You must defeat your own personal one!

TAGS: el guapo the three amigos 3 mexico mexican mexicans western cowboy cowboys
Rating: 1.75/5

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agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 1:51 pm
DAmmit... *insignificant
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 11:39 am
For some, girls may be an El Guapo, For others, lack of a social life may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is an insignifican loser making bad motifakes.

THREE LEVELS OF CRAZY - Talks to self . Argues with self . No longer speaking with self .

TAGS: three levels crazy old woman
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - May 16, 2012, 3:17 am
It's not normal if you preface it with, "Oh hell no, I'm not talking to that bitch!"
Budog - May 16, 2012, 3:17 am
It's not normal if you preface it with, "Oh hell no, I'm not talking to that bitch!"
fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 9:08 am
Um, level 3 would put you right back to normal tho, wouldn't it? Maybe level 3 should be "spreads baseless lies about self".. 5L anyway




TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am
no name again?


TAGS: three people grey round chess
Rating: 4.15/5

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idontevenknowijustmadethisfornothing - September 2, 2011, 8:21 pm
There is no 'good' and no 'evil' just shades of [email protected]#ing grey - Officer Francis McReary On the other hand, there is no good without evil, and no evil without good, but there must be something in between. A 'grey' (gray?) section if you will
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 7:19 am
there's always a third option in life. don't care what people say, but it usualy takes some time to think about it
pzykosiz - August 22, 2011, 12:59 am
what about people who do the right thing in the most evil way possible?
MPsniper - August 21, 2011, 6:16 pm
uhmmm...yes it is. there is right...& there is wrong. there is no GRAY area.

Longcat -

SMH - But only a little bit... you know, just to get rid of the drips.

TAGS: shake it three times youre playing with yourself
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Chompers - September 2, 2010, 9:53 am
New produce?


TAGS: wash cup two three fingers
Rating: 4.31/5

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mariand - November 25, 2011, 2:57 pm
lol... i wonder how you wash a pot.

Curly Howard's Wisdom -


GROUP THINK - Overcoming reason since the dawn of civilization.


TAGS: point finger someone three yourself
Rating: 4.42/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:42 pm
and the fifth at your d5ck for that matter :)


TAGS: pull and two and three and four and pull and two and three and four
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 7:27 am
Heh, Lawnmower aerobics. 5 tired and pissed off lions

Vernal Equinox -

TAGS: car snow three more weeks
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:47 am
Laughing so hard it huuuurrrrrts! Choke Sputter Choke! My street ices up real bad! Normally I live near the intersection of Snow and Ice. This year I'm up to my ankles in mud! Well played Yuk-yuk! Well played! 5L!
theyuk - February 28, 2015, 8:49 pm
Our elders sometimes add a supplication to the goddess "Jane! Stop this crazy thing!"
lgvernon - February 28, 2015, 8:30 pm

Yes! And we also sing the song of our people at the same time. "Ohhhhhhhhhh. Ssssshhhhhhhhh%&££££t!
Oldsod - February 28, 2015, 7:23 pm
Mmmyessss...my little rig did that very dance in 4WD today.


TAGS: three two one orallfive switch
Rating: 4.76/5

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mariand - October 20, 2011, 7:07 pm


TAGS: ugly chick threesome gross
Rating: 3.71/5

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fan4camping - May 28, 2012, 9:03 pm
Sounds legit to me. If ever in that situation, I may just try that.


TAGS: threeway with wifey
Rating: 4.88/5

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rerun - June 28, 2012, 7:56 pm

hitting a little close to home there.
Airman - June 28, 2012, 6:36 pm
I owe you 5 bucks
Greeny - June 27, 2012, 7:33 pm
5 bucks says your wifey hasn't seen this yet, huh? She'll want to know who you had in mind - and you'll be in the doghouse for weeks...


TAGS: one two three push
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Bull

dudeishehot - June 20, 2012, 2:35 pm
oh $hit, there's a stuck H2
SteveFurlong - June 18, 2012, 11:14 pm
This picture is just begging for the caption "Bend over, I'll drive."
AcidRain - June 18, 2012, 5:58 pm
And always push against the plastic parts.
jedimonk - June 18, 2012, 9:47 am
H2's are rarely driven off road by people who know how to drive off road... Have fun digging that out!!! lulz
Zetmonk - June 18, 2012, 6:50 am
Good, sturdy shoes. Perfect for the outdoors really.


OH YEAH - prove it

TAGS: the woman with three hooters
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

Faceplant31 - January 6, 2010, 1:08 pm
LogicDude - January 6, 2010, 12:45 pm
This is exactly the reason why you have 2 hands and 1 mouth!


TAGS: life time woman man joke cheat play any way proverb threesome b w pic
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by giulio

Chateaux - August 11, 2009, 10:57 am
So damn real!

Retirement -

TAGS: retirement days three to fourteen
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 11:44 am
Hi ughomer, I tried to email you on here about one of your posters that I love but I couldn't get it to send to you... if you get a sec to send me one I can reply to it :)
chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 10:41 am
Thanks ughomer! :)
ughomer - September 2, 2013, 10:21 am
Marvelous, C-Little! 5 Lions.


TAGS: roger waters three wishes monkeys paw d oh
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

rerun - July 31, 2011, 10:10 am

Great, just literally spewed coffee on the keyoard, and my dog is giving me a WTF look.
gas - July 27, 2011, 3:58 pm
"I want my d*** to hit the floor!"... and the genie cutted his legs xDD 5L
crankyhead - July 27, 2011, 12:06 pm
eque5trian =)

IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS - That 3-some you've prayed to GOD for all your life? Congratulations! You are blessed with HIS infinite generosity.


ONE PERSON - short for a threesome

TAGS: twins threesome
Rating: 2.5/5

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buttwhat? - November 25, 2008, 8:38 pm
But she could suck it and lick your testes at the same time...

THREE-TOED SLOTH - That's two more toes than it needs to disembowel you.

TAGS: sloth three toed toe disembowel
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by Kevin

RRCCmom - October 7, 2008, 8:29 am
No disemboweling during the play-offs!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 7, 2008, 2:56 am
Sure, he'll disembowel me, if he gets around to it. He might sit around and watch TV for a bit, then have a sandwich, take a nap, hang out for awhile.

samsung diet -

The Fascinating World of Em -

TAGS: three men in a bar
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Cannabal - January 18, 2015, 8:55 pm
I wish I was like you--ea5ily amu5ed.
crankyhead - January 18, 2015, 6:35 pm
GaryO - January 18, 2015, 3:18 pm
HAH! My bomber’s back!! Where ya been little buddy?
ughomer - January 18, 2015, 3:03 am
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2015, 2:51 am
It's true, it's true!
mizzdizz - January 17, 2015, 11:58 pm
LOL! At least the cat was getting some exercise! 5L!



TAGS: men twooutofthree
Rating: 4.36/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:41 pm
Don't worry, as I said, constructive criticism, you'll get the hang of it, once you find how far you can push the 'Dark humour' before getting rejections. Fly your own flag, don't follow in the others that just want to fly any flag.
robotdylan - April 12, 2012, 3:26 pm
Oh I know what you mean lol that is one of the "SHAME" moments that will hunt me down through this adventure :/
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 10:29 am
Now to be honest, I didn't vote on this and I would not even have considered a comment either. Reason being, this is something I expect to see more on the ass end of the internet (ask around in the forum what I mean by that)


TAGS: the three stooges dy2012
Rating: 4.13/5

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dy2012 - April 24, 2012, 10:03 am
maraming salamat!(many thanks)
ughomer - April 24, 2012, 12:03 am
Funny as I'll get out!



TAGS: 3 three stooges
Rating: 2.79/5

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union - June 18, 2009, 4:21 pm
No one appreciated Shemp. Curly was #1, Shemp #1a.

TEAMWORK - So you only have to do half the work!

(SIGH) -


TAGS: two three handsome humor
Rating: 4.77/5

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spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:32 pm
she looks like she want's to give someone a handsome-thing
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 8:09 pm

Yeah, Mar~~Looks like multiple choice to me!~~
mariand - April 3, 2012, 4:43 pm
hey, is this a test?...hahaha


TAGS: three neins makes twenty seven
Rating: 4.42/5

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forseti - December 9, 2011, 8:58 am
5 Löwen!

Procrastinate! -

OKTOBERFEST - Has three of my favorite things in life ...

TAGS: oktoberfest three favorite things
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - September 22, 2011, 7:14 pm
pricksoldier? What are you a medic? LOL (inside joke) "Two girls one stein".
pricksoldier - September 22, 2011, 11:45 am
how bout; 2. girls 4. t**ts 6. beers 8. 0r 9. shots?
mariand - September 21, 2011, 5:59 pm
my fault... I assimilated babes with boobs
Budog - September 21, 2011, 3:14 pm
Babes, Boobs and Beer !!!
rnbw00 - September 21, 2011, 2:11 pm
Depends if you count each tit individually or together. Or it could be 1. Girls, 2. Tits, 3. Beer.
mariand - September 21, 2011, 7:19 am
Dude, I see only two... which is the third?


TAGS: one to three maybe but number four maybe when the internet has died but not before
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by culos

spacedog - November 23, 2009, 10:46 am
Funny stuff culos. 5Ls. You don't even notice his right hand till panel #4. LOL

WHAT THEY REALLY WANT TO SAY - "Can't you turn down that stupid sound?" "Shit! I lost both of my contact lenses!" "Oh my god! That chilli was damn hot!"

TAGS: the three apes
Rating: 2.44/5

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TAGS: laterally works for three seconds
Rating: 4.79/5

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foresti - December 14, 2010, 6:51 pm
this scared goat is looking out for hammy...
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 10:34 am
excellent!! 5L, quickly followed by, 43756


TAGS: hey look three pairs of tits
Rating: 4.75/5

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Cubbybear - August 7, 2010, 2:42 am
One can dream....LOL! 5/5 for all the tits


TAGS: three two one wait for it boom
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by culos

forseti - November 2, 2010, 11:20 am
looks like a KAMINAZI PUSSY to me.


TAGS: take two or three steps back
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by culos

Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 10:04 am
This is executed perfectly. 5L's culos



TAGS: threesome malt watch share
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by culos

maxi - January 3, 2011, 11:03 pm
el nuevo juego de zinga-el braguin !!!
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 12:19 pm
It's a "Bi"-Lateral Snuggie!! That's gonna leave a mark. 5 tug of wars!
Big V - December 1, 2009, 11:29 am
oooh, Shenanigans!


TAGS: one banana two banana three banana four
Rating: 3.48/5

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Sean - July 12, 2009, 5:16 pm
MISSING LINKS Missing for a reason. (Bam! That's a tunnel! Comin' right up.) 5.
MO - July 12, 2009, 5:07 pm
throw an 's on that that, thanks!
MO - July 12, 2009, 5:06 pm
Dude you've been spending waay too much time with monkey! 5 misty gorillas! And that a gor not a gur...If you know what I mean. (I hope you do, 'cause I sure as hell don't)

THREE STOOGES CHRISTMAS - Hey Moe, Larry and Curley Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk... I meant HO HO HO!

TAGS: three stooges christmas
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by Jarhead

Cubbybear - December 4, 2009, 12:39 pm
Three Jewish men a Santa! LOL

TWO IS COMPANY - And Baby Makes Three.

Marriage -

Threes -

Television Quiz - The Sixties -

TAGS: all three start with b
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - May 4, 2014, 1:35 pm
maoworks2 - May 4, 2014, 9:58 am
I'm Pretty Sure That's It .
Vinxman - May 4, 2014, 9:45 am
Bart, Beau, and Bret Maverick. "Who is the tall dark stranger there? Maverick is his name..."

Mellow Yellow -


TAGS: three amigos superheroes kindof
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - April 30, 2012, 10:16 pm



corporate managers -

TAGS: corporate managers retail sales white glove take three lol
Rating: 4.4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 30, 2013, 2:01 am
Thank you, Igvernon. Glad you like it. I've worked way too long in retail as you can tell.
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 12:10 pm

Good one, Cynic!~~5L


TAGS: three meals a day for the slave fame and fortune to the master
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - February 12, 2013, 9:16 am
Ha ha .. I generally leave the humor for the more funny people.
ughomer - February 12, 2013, 9:14 am
Moti ~ for a fleeting moment, I thought (from the title) this was poking fun at the Masters PGA tourney!! How wrong can an Ug get?


TAGS: history is trying to threepeat
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

RevWar - November 3, 2009, 3:36 pm
5 lions from a reenactor!
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:37 pm
I like when Derek knows things.
Derek - November 1, 2009, 2:41 am
The cannon blast appears to have sent Tad to Nepal. Biggest rig of prayer flags I've ever seen.


TAGS: opera music three stooges
Rating: 3.22/5

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MO - April 20, 2010, 11:38 am


Publicity -

TAGS: threesome
Rating: 2.51/5

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JEREMIAH - He was a good friend of mine. Dude could make some great vino...

BEARS - 3 baby Bears for 3 Sisters

TAGS: the three bears
Rating: 2.2/5

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LogicDude - October 24, 2008, 8:52 am
Cubbybear baby photo! He's the one on the left!

the color of.... -

TAGS: three men and legs vernon
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 7, 2015, 9:38 pm
Thank you, Sho
Sho - September 7, 2015, 1:38 pm
this is gold. 5/f
GaryO - September 7, 2015, 10:32 am
My goal, my white whale, is to keep ones like this outta the red box. Success! Thanx guys.
EmilioDumphque - September 7, 2015, 1:57 am
DAMN! Git it, GaryO!!
Bandit5906 - September 7, 2015, 12:37 am
OMG!Motifake of the year! Too funny!
mizzdizz - September 6, 2015, 10:44 pm
LOL! That IS the difference between chicks and guys! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!!
concern3 - September 6, 2015, 8:55 pm
Incredible, damn hilarious

Em's Date -

TAGS: three men in a bar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - August 31, 2015, 3:33 am
Thanx guys. Sodzy, you funny.
mizzdizz - August 30, 2015, 7:57 pm
Nice slam! 5 lol lions!
Oldsod - August 30, 2015, 7:39 pm
...this is why you're my hero. 5L
concern3 - August 30, 2015, 9:43 am
Fantastic a 5er

Car Problems -

TAGS: three men in a bar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

MissPriss - June 18, 2015, 10:05 pm
5L for the poster, and I know I've been away for a bit, but, quick question...when did rerun start wearing a yarmulke?
mizzdizz - June 17, 2015, 12:10 am
Oldsod, I LUV what you did with my joke! Hilarious! 5L
GaryO - June 16, 2015, 10:53 am
yer gittin mighty good at this, Oldsuds, mighty good
Reality Lord - June 16, 2015, 7:33 am


Three Men in a Bar--WISDOM -

TAGS: christmas three men in a bar
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 3, 2018, 11:17 am
concern3 - January 3, 2018, 7:43 am
Funny, UP yours
GaryO - January 2, 2018, 8:15 pm
HAH! I claim the fifth (you guys git yer own)
Greeny - January 2, 2018, 6:57 pm
LOL! Amen to Scotch. Walgreens carries those buckles?

Three Folks in a Bar Lament for Greeny -

TAGS: greeny pimpin three men bar
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 2, 2015, 11:47 pm
Emilio, that joke is older than I am but still busts me up laughing every time! Thanks, for the ROTFL! Can't 5L a comment, but consider it done!
EmilioDumphque - February 1, 2015, 4:05 pm
My cousin opened a jewelry story...but they caught him.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 8:48 pm
Well great, now it’s seemed to have retracted somewhere past my pelvis. I dare not have that high enema.
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 7:50 pm

It's the One Fell Swoop that gets 'em every time.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 7:00 pm
One must do what one must do when the specter of the Vernon chop comes into play…worse than a praying mantis…much worse I hear
Oldsod - January 31, 2015, 6:30 pm
...and the sudden image of Gar screaming, "TURTLE MODE!! TURTLE MODE!!"
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 6:16 pm
well looky there, involuntary shrinkage seems to have immediately come into play
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 6:11 pm

OK. I found the ax. I'll go first.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 5:33 pm
YAAAAAAY. I’ve never been the stick! What’s the rules aaaand who can I poke?!
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 5:24 pm

Let's play chopsticks. You be the stick.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 4:54 pm
Wait, yer right. You look rather....what's the word..uplifting, yeah uplifting....what're we gonna play?
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 4:47 pm

Wait a minute. I may smell like cookies and dirt, but I'm no little boy. Oh~~sorry~~you were referring to yourself. Be a good boy and go play.
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 4:44 pm

Let's not discuss my knees.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 4:43 pm
Heh, two men and a weird little boy
Oldsod - January 31, 2015, 2:37 pm
Ummm...Typo? At least your knees are below the bar for a change!
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 2:04 pm

Three MEN???

Three Men and Easter's Coming -

Joy To The World! -

etiquitit -


TAGS: three wishes
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - May 22, 2013, 9:25 pm
*5 rubs
Greeny - May 22, 2013, 9:23 pm
It took me a while; but I'm no Dick Tracy 5rubs

THREE ON A MATTRESS - Two Still Asleep

Another titillating day in Em’s world -

TAGS: three men in a bar
Rating: 4.94/5

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concern3 - August 10, 2015, 7:03 am
a 5er as usual with this format

Progress -

Figgy Pudding -

TAGS: lyrics heard wrong three tada
Rating: 4/5

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Thedge - December 19, 2014, 10:17 pm
Here, a common street food is 'chicken ass'. It is literally chicken rectums on a skewer, barbequed. It is a weird world, I just figured the Brits ran out of imagination for names. tnx for d bangers & mash.
MissPriss - December 19, 2014, 10:11 pm
Brits...think food is all about sex...who makes things like spotted dick and eats it too? 5 bangers and hash dear Thedge.
mizzdizz - December 18, 2014, 11:25 pm
Love the clever malaprops, Edgeman! Cheers, mate!5 beer drinking lions!
Thedge - December 18, 2014, 7:31 pm
Often served flambe'... with a couple shots of cognac or brandy. Better?
Oldsod - December 18, 2014, 7:25 pm
It's gonna take more than a cup of beer to make me eat figgy pudding...5 suspect desserts
Thedge - December 18, 2014, 7:25 pm
Brit food. Sort of like steamed fruitcake.
Greeny - December 18, 2014, 7:16 pm
What's in that stuff? It doesn't look trustworthy.



TAGS: three of my favorite authors
Rating: 3.73/5

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GaryO - August 14, 2012, 8:12 pm
Well, that would be good if I meant ‘bear’, as in tolerate. However, I meant ‘bare’, as in naked, unadorned, undressed….like that. What say we just put this wretched attempt to bed.….go vote on a good one, or bring me a drink….geeezus.
Oogie - August 14, 2012, 7:45 pm
Bear, dammit, not bare; speak English.
GaryO - August 12, 2012, 3:14 pm
‘Simple’ is the word, Sho. I thought it a grand idea, but, alas, your artistry is not there. My vain attempt at tying in three very different minds is lacking. I was kinda hoping it’d get rejected…..I think I’ll stick to just verbiage….but thank you.
Sho - August 12, 2012, 12:02 pm
Simple but funny and thoughtful lol. 5L

THREE WISHES - Using the first to enter the Miss America Pageant; The second for unbelieveable beauty; and, Realizing where the third should be applied...

Sexual Innuendos -